I'm watching a documentary on Channel 4 about sexual culture.

The reason I put it on, is fairly obvious, I was hoping to see boobs.

Unfortunately, for the past 10 minutes they've been interviewing a gay fella about his promiscuous lifestyle.

He states he has had over 5000 blokes in the sack.

Two questions;

1) How the fuck has he kept count?
2) How is that possible?

I reckon he's talking bollocks. He's just plucked the figure out of the air hasn't he, coz that model who used to drink his own spunk said he'd had 1000 women and he's trying to out do him.

I've done my maths. He looks about 40. He's been at it since he was 16. That'd mean he's tupped 1.7 men every day since the day he lost his virginity!!!!
That's a lot of cock. I'm guessing he's lost the odd day to illness, family get togethers etc. That'd up his average to at least 2 cocks a day.
I'm not prude. I am aware that on the odd occassion he's probably had it off with a number of fellas at the same time.
Even so I still think it's physically impossible to notch up 5000 shags in the given time frame.

Correct me if I'm wrong, but I don't think I am.