I'd just like to warn any ladies out there who are contemplating putting their names forward for the forthcoming series of Gok Wan's hit show "How to Look God Naked", DON'T.
Why I hear you ask? I'll try to explain;
The women on this show are conned into thinking they look great, when in actual fact they don't. Sorry if that's a bombshell ladies.
Appologies if you're reading this and have already been on the show. I probably didn't see that episode and I'm sure you looked nice.
The show is flawed for various reasons. The first being Gok is as camp as a row of tents. Lets face it, I wouldn't get a massive confidence boost if a big fat lesbian (nowt wrong with lezzers before you have a go) told me I looked good. For some reason though, Gok has the ability to convince fatties that they look better than they actually do.
As one of his confidence boosting tricks, Gok shoehorns a 20 stone woman into a bikini and then puts it on a 10ft high billboard in Meadowhall shopping centre. He then stands with the 20 stoner and asks men (in her presence)what they think of the picture. Surprisingly enough they all reply "Oooo she looks gorgeous. If I wasn't married.........".
Now call me a cynic, but I'd wager that if those self same fellas were asked in private what they thought, they'd probably state "I'd rather shag you Gok, at least tha's got rite nice legs".
I'm very fond of big ladies (as friends) and for that reason I want to see an end to them being exploited by Gok. He's using them for his own ends, like a Polish Gypsy with a dancing Bear.
Ladies, don't let Gok use your low self esteem against you. Wear big baggy clothes and hold your heads up high. You probably have really big tits, so just be happy with that.
And for anyone who hasn't seen the show, get it watched, it's proper funny.
2008-05-05 @ 23:49