Whilst on my way home from work yesterday, I dropped into the local shop to complete my 5-a-day.
As I dropped carrots into a bag, a fresh faced toddler appeared next to me and started to sift through the carrots too.
After a minute or so he carefully picked out one especially nice looking carrot and turned to his Mum who was just appearing at the bottom of the isle.
The young lad looked up "Mummy I've picked a carrot for the rabbit"
His face was full of pride.
With that, his Mother walked past him and without giving him a glance said "We haven't got a fuckin rabbit!!". With that she dissapeared down the bread isle.