I just wanted to tell you all about my new friend Abrama. He's from Togo in Africa and we met on the internet. How cool is that?
I've heard of people making friends online before, but I thought it was just people being conned or befriending 40 year old peadophiles posing as School girls.
Abrama is so cool, he comes from Togo, which is a narrow Country in West Africa bourdering Ghana(It says so on Wikepedia)and he is stinking rich. He must be really important, because in a Country where you can buy a family of slaves for a warm turd, Abrama has managed to save up 28.6 million US Dollars. What a guy and he's only 28. I'm guessing he's some kind of King or someone of equal importance, like Duncan Bannatyne.
I bet you're all wandering how we met, well he messaged me out of the blue on Blog.Co.Uk and offered me loads of cash if I helped him with an investment opportunity.
Naturally I agreed and as I type, I am waiting for all that cash too land in the account that I sent him details of.
Anyway that's all, just was so excited I wanted to tell everyone.
Don't be bombarding me with requests for cash to help out sick relatives etc, charity starts at home and my ears won't pin themselves.
Chow
technomist
There is a sure-fire investment you might like to make in some city banks I have heard about. They are run by a marvellous chap called Gordon. You can't lose. When you get your cash, do drop me a line.