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@ 2009-03-09 – 16:22:22
As I left Tesco's today, weekly big shop on board, I saw a middle aged gent leaving the store with the following items in his trolley;
3 x 24 Packs of Carling
1 x Claw Hammer.
That was it! Nothing else at all.
My imagination isn't great and I presumed he planned to drink himself into oblivion, before stoving his wife's head in.
Anyone else got any slightly more imaginative ideas, as to what his post shop plans were? What kind of evening did he have planned?
I'm sure you can do better than me.
technomist
brokendownangel
Pro Perhaps he has a bunch of swedish friends popping round to fix the ikea shelves and the beer is a reward? Like yours better though
FlamingCross
Did you get a good look at him? Rumour has it that Tommy Walsh has hit the bottle pretty hard since Ground Force was cancelled. Maybe he was off to lay some particularly uneven decking after getting spannered on cheap lager..Apparently he spends most afternoons hurling abuse at the telly whilst The Alan Titchmarsh Show is on, sitting in a pool of his own piss. Very sad.
guinnessorig
On his way to a S & M party. Probably heading to Darfield. House near Cathill. You know the place. In for a night of DIY scrotum nailing ove a few cans.
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Maybe he just doesn't like his fingers being cut by the ring-pulls.